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Boris 4 PM?

You're having a laugh? Aren't you?

Boris Johnson interview - Parkinson - BBC
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The spin is in and here's Boris playing statesman.

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   @gabyhinsliff Isn't that called spin?! Ridicule and incompetence. Lethal combination for any PM. Helping to make Boris look statesmanlike!

   
   

   Ivan Lewis

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2. New Statesman - Could Boris become an MP and remain Mayor?
   

   May 4, 2012 ... So, could Boris become an MP in 2015 and stay on as mayor until 2016 (when his second term expires)? There is no consti...

   

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   Boris for PM? Need a seat? His younger brother -Joe- MP for Orpington. Now that's planning. Blood is of course thicker than water.

   
   

   Backhouse Jones

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4. How Boris Johnson could become Prime Minister – Telegraph Blogs
   

   May 4, 2012 ... This is how it would work, according to my recent conversations with Tory MPs, some of whom are in the Government. Scen...

   

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5. Press Releases - Live Odds and Scores
   

   2012-08-11 10:39:48 - 71% OF Brits questioned want Boris to take over the country. A recent UK-wide survey by Ladbrokes revealed that a...

   

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But does the country really want Prime minister Boris Johnson?

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   RT @ThePaulDaniels: @GabyandPaul Boris was a local MP and he was absolutely brilliant for the area. He's been damn good for London too. He's no buffoon

   
   

   Pete Moring

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   Biggest cheer of the night for... BORIS! honest, louder than for bolt. i fear that man will be PM before the week is out.

   
   

   Giles Coren

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   Sorry @GuidoFawkes but beating Cameron isn't much of test. Ask people outside London about Boris for PM and they don't answer for laughing

   
   

   Peter Savage

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One thinks the people have spoken...

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Wishes Fishes

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If wishes were fishes...

The old saying goes, If wishes were fishes, we'd have a fish fry. So what wishes would you turn to fishes...

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   Sorry, I can't today. My sister's friend's mother's grandfather's brother's grandson's uncle's fish died. & yes, it was tragic.

   
   

   Freddy Amazin!

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   RT @WezClarke: Just had fish & chips for the first time ever. Not sure how I've managed 2 get this far in life without trying it... <-WHAT?!

   
   

   Meshach Broderick

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Best fish & chis ever jennzebel

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   RT @_DrunkBlonde: They say there's plenty of fish in the sea, but I'm starting to think I'm fishing in the wrong sea.

   
   

   Kara Renee

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the swimmer and the fishes

philos from Athens

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   Selling a dildo, only used like five times, bare fish ting

   
   

   Ellie Martin

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Penis fish
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Motto 2 Inspire

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Motos to Inspire

One is always looking for inspiration in the words of other.

Olympics : Inspire a generation.

The Olympics is cool and all but today NASA is lowering a car sized rover onto Mars using nylon strings attached to a rocket powered shelf.

Catherine

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I don't think gymnasts know how clearly we can see their genitals. #Olympics

Tom Davin

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RT @MimiCasper: When watching the Olympics I feel like I have done nothing with my life.#theyaresotalented #imonlygoodateating

Amelia Ramsey

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Albert Einstein : If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.

Politicians will now be over sport like a rash - the same politicians who sold off school playing fields and tried to ban competitive sports

Raymond Snoddy

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If politicians lie and the press response is "it's complicated," it creates a huge incentive for politicians to keep lying.

ThinkProgress

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Milton Berle : If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

I'm so important that when I go into the supermarket the doors open by themselves when I'm entering (;

Awkward Posts

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@AH_Michael I've found myself walking around my house and opening doors yelling "YEAHYEAHYEAH" way too often....

Maddux Castle

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Grey Mann : Life's too short

Diamondback
Woody H1

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In The Grey House

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Grey Mann

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Westminster Sitcom

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Westminster Sitcom - Today

In the Westminster Sitcom: We ask:

Is the Pope Catholic?

.: Pope sends message to Muslims for the end of Ramadan :.

Do bears sh** in the woods?

#gummy #bears #yumm
jeannineee

and Can you trust a politician?

.: Olympic Torch Bearer Kate Nesbitt and Prime Minister David Cameron :.
Terry Seward

.: Trust No One :.
*Caitlyn

Enough said

The disHounorable Mr Grey Mann, i-MP.

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